Out of the Mouths of Babes

Scene:  7 AM at Grand Teton National Park.  I'm walking sleepily over to the lodge to get us coffee.  Walking behind me are two girls in their late teens.  They're going on about this and that.  Then one girl says

So I was in my room last night, and Jason texts me.  It's like 11:10 at night, so I text back "It's 11 at night.  Where are you?"  He texts "I'm at a party."  I text back, "Dude - you're at a party.  Stop texting me and talk to the people you're with."

'Nuff said.